‘Twelve Days of Christmas’ for all my customers
On the first day of Christmas, Windows sent to me, a corrupt registry.
On the second day of Christmas, a seller sent to me, two dodgy mice and a corrupt registry.
On the third day of Christmas, the Postman brought to me, three more bills, two dodgy mice and a corrupt registry.
On the fourth day of Christmas, a client brought to me, four hard drives, three more bills, two dodgy mice and a corrupt registry.
On the fifth day of Christmas, a trader sent to me, five floppy disks. Four hard drives, three more bills, two dodgy mice and a corrupt registry.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Yeller sent to me, six PCs crashing, five floppy disks. Four hard drives, three more bills, two dodgy mice and a corrupt registry.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Thompsons sent to me, seven notebooks swimming, six PCs crashing, five floppy disks. Four hard drives, three more bills, two dodgy mice and a corrupt registry.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my website brought to me, eight screens a cracking, seven notebooks swimming, six PCs crashing, five floppy disks. Four hard drives, three more bills, two dodgy mice and a corrupt registry.
On the ninth day of Christmas, a phone call brought to me, nine PC upgrades, eight screens a cracking, seven notebooks swimming, six PCs crashing, five floppy disks. Four hard drives, three more bills, two dodgy mice and a corrupt registry.
On the tenth day of Christmas, an email promised me, a win in the lottery, nine PC upgrades, eight screens a cracking, seven notebooks swimming, six PCs crashing, five floppy disks. Four hard drives, three more bills, two dodgy mice and a corrupt registry.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, a virus brought to me, eleven worms a worming, a win in the lottery, nine PC upgrades, eight screens a cracking, seven notebooks swimming, six PCs crashing, five floppy disks. Four hard drives, three more bills, two dodgy mice and a corrupt registry.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the sales brought to me, twelve discount vouchers, eleven worms a worming, a win in the lottery, nine PC upgrades, eight screens a cracking, seven notebooks swimming, six PCs crashing, five floppy disks. Four hard drives, three more bills, two dodgy mice and a corrupt registry.
